Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

G:nock nock B:come in!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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