Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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