- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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