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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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