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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Cancer.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

hi penis ham telephone

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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