A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Sixty... eight

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Justin Beiber

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