- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The child was fired from his job.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Sixty... eight

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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