roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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