- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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