What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

guess what>? your mum lol

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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