Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Whats green? The color green.

A man walked into a bar owch

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

hey hey apple

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Anti Joke

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