- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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