So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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