Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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