- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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