- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Granny porn!

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

poop.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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