- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

poop.

Granny porn!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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