What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Anti Joke

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