- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

what is 3+3= 8

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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