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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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