why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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