Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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