Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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