- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Will nearis is here! Get it

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

you will like this because i am black.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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