- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

anti jokes are really funny

What is 33 + 1? Penis

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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