- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A muslim walks out of a plane.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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