- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

How high is the sky? True or False

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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