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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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