- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Waffles ate my grandma

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