- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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