How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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