- Anti Joke

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!