- Anti Joke

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight