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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Anti Joke

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