- Anti Joke

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.