Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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