Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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hi michael

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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