A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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