- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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