- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

an american walks out of a strip club.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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