Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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