roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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No!

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Bitch

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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