- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

why are black people so fast? because there black

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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