what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Sarah Palin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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