- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

I love pissing people off :P

If life gives you lemonade.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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