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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What is white and black and red all over.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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