- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Indians

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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