Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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