jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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