Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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