- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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