- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the car do? CRASH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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