- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Good afternoon.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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