A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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hi michael

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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