- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

How high is the sky? True or False

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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