- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick