Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Women's Rights Movement

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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