What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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