What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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ure mama's so fat

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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