- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What does greg and Ian have in common?

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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