Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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