- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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