What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Anti Joke

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