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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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