Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Phew... it's gone.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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