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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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