Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Barack Obama.

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Brain fart

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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