Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Barack Obama.

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Brain fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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