What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Bitch

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What is life? Paul.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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