- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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