I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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