- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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