- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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