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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

A fat guy!

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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