- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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