- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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