- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals