- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

I have cancer. And you're next.

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