A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Asian women drivers...

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

I named my son ps2 controller

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

taking out the trash... at night

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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