- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Title IX

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

BIG MAC'S

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

404 Error: Joke not found

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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