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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What does two plus two equal? 4

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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