- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Whats worse than suicide? death

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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