The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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