- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

G:nock nock B:come in!

AIDS

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

why did the black guy die? cancer

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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