- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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