- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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