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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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