What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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