- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Sarah Palin.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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