Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Actually it was me Josh brown

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

The government

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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