A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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