- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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