There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Black people having a Job.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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