- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Burp

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Women's Rights Movement

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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