- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock, COME IN!

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Vote this down and get DOXED

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Women's Rights..

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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