- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Whats green? The color green.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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