- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why can't february march Because april may

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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