what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

WNBA

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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