- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

* anti-punchline

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Everybody will die

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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