Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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